"Hey Uty-pie, I got confirmation from Bors that my ass is... whatcha watchin'?"
"Oh hey, Morgie! Come on in! Just felt like watching some of my older vids."
"Wow, those are old! Must be from '82 or '83."
"Yeah, the perms and the Members Only jackets are a dead giveaway."
"That's a lot of hair... everywhere."
"Yeah, the bush was as wild as the 'staches. Part of me misses that being and in thing. Bringing razor blades near my vagoo every day sucks."
"Aw, you should be leaving that to me, baby!"
"I know, but I gotta get up early."
"Huh... looks like the mechanics haven't changed since then."
"Yeah, if I recall correctly, we got 10 seconds 'til the money shot.... 3...2...1... boom!"
"Eh, I give that one a C+."
"Aw, Travis has spoiled you, baby. He was a good guy. Still is, actually. Directs stuff out west now."
"Cool! Maybe he'll direct us both some day."
"I'll give him a call. He owes me one after an on-set mishap filming Big Butt Bangers 17. Tuck in, Morgie, here come the ninjas!"
"At least some beautiful things never change."
"Mmm... here's to ageless beauty."
Vintage porn is both weird and hilarious. Actually, that describes a lot of modern porn too. The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?