Bors: Okay, Lyxie, so I brought you in on this one because I needed an expert on this kind of thing. I'm usually pretty good at tracking down this kind of magic, but this one seems to have eluded me.
Lyxandra: Can't or too lazy to?
Bors: ...maybe a little of the latter. It's gone on so long that I kinda got used to it. Either way, it's been bugging me. Why is everybody in the mansion so horny all the time?
Lyxandra: And if I found it, would you do something about it?
Bors: If it's emotionally manipulating people, for sure. If it's merely amplifying existing horniness, maybe.
Lyxandra: So what's in it for me?
Bors: A room in a mansion full of horny mutants and Outworlders.
Lyxandra: Hmm... You drive a hard bargain, Bors... Very well, I shall do it. But I will need three days, a private interview room, and full access to all rooms and any individuals who have entered the mansion since your first noticed it.
Bors: I don't think anybody's left the mansion since....
Bors: Well, you know how unquenchable lust can be.
Lyxandra: That I do know.
TWO HOURS LATER
Lyxandra: Knock knock!
Wolfsbane: *opens her bedroom door* Yes?
Lyxandra: Good afternoon, Miss...?
Wolfsbane: Sinclair. Rahne Sinclair. Who're...?
Lyxandra: Lyxandra, Lyxandra Vatris, Queen of the Ossinian Succubi. Here to investigate the excess libido in his residence.... May I take a look around?
Lyxandra: *stands beside Wolfsbane and inhales deeply* Four on one gangbang. No more than 48 minutes ago. Completion on multiple body parts. Bors, St. John... and two individuals with identical scent.
Wolfsbane: That would be Jaime, he can copy himself.
Lyxandra: An incredible gift. You are blessed to be intimate with such a being. But that does not help me... I will need to inspect all sex-related devices and apparatuses, undergarments, overgarments and aphrodisiacs.
Wolfsbane: ...you're going to sniff my panties?
Lyxandra: Amongst other things. If you don't object....
Wolfsbane: Sure, it's just weird.
Lyxandra: When you've experienced the things I have, child, undergarment odours are a trifle.
THREE DAYS LATER
Lyxandra: Bors, I am pleased to report I have confirmed the source of this increased sexual activity and I know who and what is behind it.
Bors: Excellent! Who is it?
Lyxandra: I shall reveal all when everyone is gathered together. Assemble everybody in the great hall.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Lyxandra: After careful and... exhaustive investigation... *smiles at Tabitha* I have determined exactly what triggered the horniness that has gripped this mansion.
Kitty Pryde: Who's the culprit?
Lyxandra: Why, the source of this outbreak is none other than... ROGUE!
Rogue: Wha-? What did ah do?
Lyxandra: What you did was only natural to you, as a young woman with a unique inability to come in intimate contact with others. While you have learned to control your powers now, you spent your teenage years growing up without that need... and you were afraid to approach anyone for fear of hurting them... until Bors gave you that option. Then you began the chain reaction.
Wanda: Chain reaction?
Lyxandra: That's right. Rahne's heat, Mileena's biology, Kitty's playful nature, Tabitha's... Tabitha-ness combined with the heat, the smells, the odd pheromone... and anybody with the slightest sense of lust had no barrier. You're all guilty and all innocent.
Evie: So what you're saying is that there's nothing supernatural or sinister causing this.
Lyxandra: Nope. You're all just a horny bunch of people.
Bors: No wonder I couldn't sense anything. There was nothing unusual to sense.
Jade: A bit anti-climactic....
Lyxandra: Everyone up for an orgy?
Everyone: *nodding and murmured agreement*