Bors: You invited Sasha over for a what?
St. John: A binjie.
Bors: The fuck is a "binjie"?
St. John: Well it's one of those um... those things... you know... where you put two words together....
Bors: A portmanteau?
St. John: Yeah, a port van toe. It's "Bors" and "Sinjie" put together. It's my new word for a threesome involving you and me.
Bors: St. John, that's the stupidest thing I've heard in my life.
St. John: You sure? I'm sure I've said stupider things.
Bors: St. John, I once spoke to Shakespeare at the Globe Theatre to discuss how he came up with the word "assassination". I don't think "binjie" really measures up.
St. John: Who in the what what?
Bors: Ugh, never mind, let's just get this binjie underway. Dammit, now I'm using it...
ONE HOUR LATER
Sasha: Mmm... binjie....
St. John: See, told you it'd catch on.
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