DD237 - This Hair Don't Lie

Esteban: "Hi, I'm Esteban Vincente.  You might remember me from such porno spoofs as The Whorse Whisperer, Big Black Beauty and Peebuiscuit.  I'm here to show you how to properly film a horse fucking scene for your nunsploitation film.  If for some strange reason you feel it necessary to include a scene of two animals banging in your Nun of Monza-related film, be sure to frame the flaring orifices--" I can't do it.

Ute: Aw, come on, you were doing great!

Esteban: Seriously?  An instructional video in inserting random horse sex scenes?  What twisted madman wrote this?

Ute: *glances behind her*

Isabella: ...is there something wrong with the script?

Ute: No, just working on some of the details.  The part with the explanation of crucifix masturbation is fine, but Esteban is having an issue with the gratuitous equine copulation content.

Esteban: Seriously?  What do horses banging have anything to do with softcore lesbian erotica taking place in a convent?  Piancolans have some weird filmmakers.

Isabella:  Oh, please, like your country's nunsploitation films are any better.

Ute:  Guys, guys, let's not fight.  This is no time to point out our differences. Both your countries give cameras to creepy sexual fetishists.  Now, maybe it's time we move on to filming the first scene of my own tribute to my country's native peoples, Poke-A-Cunt-Ass. 

Esteban: *rolls eyes* Alright, which part am I doing, the cunt or the ass?

Ute: Oh, you'll be poking her in both places, Chief Big Tree.   Now, I'll get Jane Smith ready while you go fetch Poke-A-Cunt-Ass and her faithful companion, Smack-A-Ho.

Esteban: ...this industry has some serious problems.

Ute: Hehe, yeah....



Excellent, so now that I've offended everyone, feel free to enjoy Esteban's fantastic and glorious hair.  And maybe his penis as well, if you have any time left before sharpening your pitchforks.  Catch ya next time!