DD264 - Beefy 'Bunny'

Hector: "Jives, you delightful bastard, how have you been?"
"You want me to draw you too, don't you?"
Hector: *gives puppy eyes* "Pweeeese?"
"I dunno...."
Hector: "Aw, come on!  Think of it as another Easter-themed pic!  People mistake me for a bunny all the time."
"The ears?"
Hector: "Huh, I always thought it was the goatee."
"Whatever.  Okay, give me a pose and I'll doodle you up.  Ugh, the piercings are going to take forever...."
Hector: "Hey, you designed me this way."
"Wait... that's the pose you're going with?"
Hector: "What I pose like this, do I not look... pensive and thoughtful?"
"You look like you can't quite squeeze out a fart."
Hector:   "Just get doodling."
"Very well, majesty... if you answer me one question."
Hector: "Shoot."
"With all the drugs running through those bulging veins of yours, how the hell do you maintain that figure?  You don't even exercise!"
Hector: "I've tried to figure that out myself.  My brother always said I had a fast metabolism or something.  Although I certainly felt more vigour after I obtained the goblet I use."
"Huh... well, either way, you might want to take it easy on the sauce."
Hector: "Duly noted, Jives, carry on."